naurrrr the bots are back

“I’m just gonna prestidigitation any drops of blood I see” Imogen accidentally erasing a crime scene thinking it was Chet’s bib 😂

dathen:

“I forgor” is becoming a bigger impact on my vocabulary than even “It fucken wimdy”

the reason for this is it is only fucken wimdy every now and then, while I forgor happens 85 times a day.

kipplekipple:

rubykgrant:

doccywhomst:

i love the term “joshing.” it’s slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. “i’m just joshing you.” who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

the one true Josh

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh’s entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

podencos:

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

ode-to-fury:

Reblog with your main party in bg3

greelin:

greelin:

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

capnsoapy:

play-now-my-lord:

capnsoapy:

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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ladykeyleth:

Anyway I played about an hour of Karlach’s story and

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